I do what I want!

kyoukokirigirii:

stop releasing video games on consoles i dont own its illegal

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

fuchsiamae:

all this e3 fuss is making me remember that wow, Portal really is an amazing game

simple fps setup, yet totally unlike any other fps

no combat, no health or ammo, no weapon variety, no real weapons at all

just a thing that makes holes

just a silent protagonist, a talking computer, and a thing that makes holes

and yet it’s one of the most unique and memorable games of a decade, and it’ll be a classic gaming staple for years to come

janisnotbritish:

poco-loki:

an apple

a day

keeps the doctor 

away

but if 

the doctor

is cute

screw

the

fruit

and the doctor

imagineyouricon:

imagine getting out of school at the end of the day and finding your icon waiting for you

shaggy2pope:

mcchampionpants:

shaggy2pope:

stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect for me because you and i both know they live in fucking poland or uganda and ill never meet them 

Well if that’s the case you uganda go find them

i swear to god im gonna take a poland hit you over the head with it